why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
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