Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
