So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
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