therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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