And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
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needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
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Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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