Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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