Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
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He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
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I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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