I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I need to stop coming to work sober
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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