I'm gonna have a badass scar
she looked like the before picture.
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
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You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
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New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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