worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
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