I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
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Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
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You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
Shame - the story of my life.
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