Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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