I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
I think my nap took me to another dimension
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
Randomize
