i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
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i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
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so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
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