so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
True strength comes from lack of pants
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
Who put my cat in the fridge?
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
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