he shaved USA in his pubs
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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