yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
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