Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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