I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
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