He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
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