he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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