What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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