Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
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that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
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You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
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