I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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