Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
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