Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
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I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
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Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
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