Quick, to the slutcave!
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Soon to be ex is nowhere to be found. Her attorney/new BF just showed up. 30 minutes late looking hungover. Pretty sure I'm getting the kids AND the house!
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