I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
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