No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
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Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
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Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
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