She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
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Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
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I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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