filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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