the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
it's not cheating when I paid for it
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
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