yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
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