Is it normal to miss your booty call?
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i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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