Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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