I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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