You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
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I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
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I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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