Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
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I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
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The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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