Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
I licked your asshole in confidence.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
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