There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
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I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
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Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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