And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
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I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
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It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
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