First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
You dont lie about slip and slides
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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