i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
I need you to do me a favor and hide my sword from me tonight. I'm planning on drinking my weight in vodka and I don't trust myself enough to not run through campus screaming "I AM SPARTA!" You'll be saving me a mugshot as well as saving some innocent girls from tears.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Randomize
