She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
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