he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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