I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
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