Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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