Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
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