I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
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The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
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Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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