do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
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