at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
I think my moral compass just broke
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