i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
Randomize
