What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
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