Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
Randomize
