can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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