What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
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