i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
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